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Joke of the Day
"Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog? The porbeagle. _"
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"You know who's even bigger than Ariana Grande? Ariana Venti."
"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."
"Thinking about writing some erotic fan fiction about 90s bands Working title It's A shame About Grey"
"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"
"My dog kept chasing people on a bike.. It got so bad, finally I had to take it away from him.."
"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"
"I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit."
"What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck? A Christmas-Quacker!"
"He asked: how do you feel about sex? She replied: Well i like it infrequently. He said: is that one word or two?"