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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."

"What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised? A boo-meringue"

"How do you know if you sisters on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure."

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"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"

"The best thing to do on New Years Eve is set the microwave timer with the countdown so the first thing that happens that year is Pizza Rolls"

"Yo momma so fat and racist... She has a KKK cup size. Wears three white hoods - one on her head, and two on her chest!"

"I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language."

"Saw a sticker that said ""my son was an honor student"". I almost got sad, but then I thought maybe he's not dead, maybe he's just stupid now"