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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."
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"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead."
"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"
"It makes me so mad when people use the word ""gay"" as an insult ..fucking assholes"
"5 missed calls from my mom. Frantically called her back, expecting tragedy; nope, wallets are on sale at Kohl's."
"You'll never believe how much this girl paid me to have sex with her...... One vagina."
"Me: And what do you do if I tell you I'm having a heart attack? Siri: I clear your browser history. Me: That's right darling."
"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."
"How heavy is the moderation on this sub? And was it in anyway responsible for the death of FPH."