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Joke of the Day
"There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them."
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"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?!"""
"A friend just cracked this joke.. Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R? Neighbor"
"Britain should have written a break up note ""It's not EU, it's me"""
"A percussionist gets punched. What does it do? It would block."
"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches."
"Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles"
"Winter coats look like people gained 10 pounds, a perfect indicator for how they will look without the coat when the holiday season is over"
"Your Gay? I thought about being gay. But eons and eons of time made me into a tit loving. Vagina eating monster i just cant stop."
"5k mud runners I hate people that brag about paying $ to run a 5k race in mud. Big deal cause in Africa, that's called Wednesday."