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Joke of the Day

"Needs a Facebook button that says What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face. Put it beside the Like button. Just a suggestion."

"*feminist at thanksgiving dinner* ""dad will u use your white privilege to pass the salt"""

"At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: ""I work with animals every day!"" She: ""Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"" He: ""I'm a butcher."""

"A seal walks into a club... Lets say that he got knocked up just a little to hard."

"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."

"If women are so equal to men... how come they can't oppress an entire gender?"

"Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone? Because he has to cosign"

"What do broccoli and sex have in common? NSFW If you were forced to have it as a child you're gonna hate it as an adult."

"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"

"Doctor Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!"