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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why I broke up with the gym... ..I guess we just weren't working out."

"What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation"

"What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date? It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not?"

"How do you spot an attention whore on reddit? [-]"

"What do the weather man and every other man have in common? They say it's going to be 10 inches, then end up only being 4 to 6."

"How to talk to a good girl and bad girl When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?' When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you?'"

"I like my men like I like my coffee-- silent."

"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around."

"When you're as good at levitation as I am... It's hard to keep your feet on the ground."

"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's latest victim? She was found 6 pills under"