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Joke of the Day

"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."

"Her: *flipping pages* Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about you Me: but that's my autobiography"

"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

"Netflix asked 'How often do you watch period pieces?' 'About once a month'"

"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"

"What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element? XeNON."

"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."

"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"

"How do you get a woman to stop texting you? Reply to her message within a minute"