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"I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class."
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"What's the difference between a rapper and God in a strip club? When god makes it rain bitches get wet."
"[First date] Her: i'm a criminal lawyer, what do you do? Me: really, well it just so happens that I... (trying to impress her) ...am a criminal"
"What stretches more skin or rubber? Skin, because in the bible it says that Moser tied his ass to a tree and walked 20 miles."
"Are Koalas bears? No, they're marsupials But they have the right koalafications to be a bear"
"Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away."
"""Sooth. Sooth! SOOOTH!!!"" --soothsayers"
"Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve."
"Ebay You have got to love Ebay Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."
"Why is Donald Trump popular in the Antarctic and Arctic? Because he's doing well in the poles."