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"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."
"Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia? Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters."
"A strong person stands up for himself. A stronger person stands up for himself while bench pressing another person standing up for himself."
"Redimi2 - Bonita - Video Letra/Lyrics hola"
"I just typed ""married"" and it came out ""martyred"". Damn smart phone is becoming self aware."
"Him: Hey, you really think that doing all those shots are going to make you forget that you got fired? Me: I got fired?"
"Apple announces iPhone bug that allows it to be hacked with a single click, in a 'more intuitive and natural way than an Android bug'."
"Are anti-jokes still funny? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"
"Whats the great way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."