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"Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!"
"What is the leading cause of pedophilia in America? Sexy children."
"What do japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"
"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one animal... It was a Shit-zoo"
"If this post on WebMD is correct, I died like ten years ago."
"What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain? MUH SOGGY KEYS!"
"What can 9 out of 10 people agree on? gang rape"
"Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses ""windows""."
"What do Marge Simpson's vagina and Argentina have in common? They both got destroyed by Maggie."