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Joke of the Day

"What stretches more skin or rubber? Skin, because in the bible it says that Moser tied his ass to a tree and walked 20 miles."

"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080-Pee"

"What do you call a mexican prostitute? Nach-ho"

"Police: How did they break in? Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it? Me: They threw it through the window."

"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"

"If you cut off my head I'll continue eating for two more days."

"I had that nightmare again last night where I tweet 141 characters"

"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."

"My sex-life is like a Ferrari, I don't have a Ferrari"

"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"