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Joke of the Day
"Are Koalas bears? No, they're marsupials But they have the right koalafications to be a bear"
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"Three things that are certain in life~ 1) Death 2) Paying taxes 3) Somewhere a woman is pissed at a man ...."
"want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind... it's too cheesy"
"What do you call something that is long hard and full of semen? A Submarine."
"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"
"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."
"When I left home, my mum said, ""Don't forget to write."" I thought, ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"""
"I was having sex with my girlfriend... ... and I said to her, ""Woman, you've got no tits and your pussy is too tight."" She grunted,""Get off my back."""
"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""
"I enjoy much more playing lots of videogames then having sex with Emma Watson.. In that particular order."