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Joke of the Day
"Ebay You have got to love Ebay Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."
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"You know what they say, once you go black.... You're a single mom."
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?'"
"Boss: Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today? Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait? Boss: Today!"
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Patient Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here and frankly, I'm disappointed."
"I was standing at a urinal taking a leak when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...bad day to wear sandals."
"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."
"I always go the extra mile for my wife Ever since she took out that restraining order"
"Life is like toilet paper... Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."