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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish, German clergyman? Jew das Priest."
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"If anyone thinks I'm a homophobe they can suck my dick. Unless they're a man, because that's unnatural."
"What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!"
"Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music."
"Agnostics have commitment issues."
"Oh my gosh! Did you hear about the corderoy pillow? It's making headlines."
"They said if gay marriage became legal, people would start marrying dogs and cats, but I guess that was just another bs political promise."
"The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery"
"It's now apparently politically incorrect to say ""Black paint"" Now you have to say ""Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?""."
"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."