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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!"

"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."

"What does Julius Ceasar say after sex? Veni."

"I finally found out how Asians have an upper hand in video games! Squint your eyes. You see much better, right? Well Asians eyes are always squinted!"

"Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it"

"HEY,,,I've already lined up an auctioneer to read my eulogy...... No one likes drawn out funerals.... You're welcome."

"Two atoms walked out of a bar. One turned to the other one and said, ""we've got to go back in there, I left an electron"" The other one asked, ""Are you sure?"" He replied, ""Yes, I'm positive"""

"What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month? The Imperial March."

"The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load."

"What do you call gungan served raw? Tartare Binks..."