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Joke of the Day

"They said if gay marriage became legal, people would start marrying dogs and cats, but I guess that was just another bs political promise."

"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing; they were both stuck up cunts!"

"I chose a cell phone carrier for my mom based on high percentages of dropped calls."

"Life without geometry... is pointless"

"How do you make a peanut butter and Reddit sandwich? You spreddit."

"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping..."

"I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words."

"How do you endanger the fly species? Slap an African child."

"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."

"I'd like to see a world without plagiarism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."