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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music."

"I think that being a Lone Wolf is the coolest thing ever yeah.. except at the annual wolf picnic when you don't have a partner for the wolf hill barrel races."

"I don't understand why it's called a Chastity Belt. Everyone I know named Chastity is a stripper."

"Had a fight with a janitor once, wiped the floor with him"

"What's the best way to throw-up ?? Put a finger deep in your mouth and another one on your ass, if it still not working, inverse the fingers."

"Fisherman got jokes... A little fish humor for everyone. ""Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"" ""Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"" ""You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"""

"Excuse me Sir... But are you a bratwurst? ...you could be the meat between my buns."

"How is Trump going to deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"Why does lightning always strike trees? They are the path of leaf resistance."

"I heard politicians don't have toilets. They just shit into microphones."