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Joke of the Day

"History We Live in Generation where.. . . ""Deleting History is more important than Creating History"" :-D"

"When a transgender goes missing.. You put their photo on a carton of Half and Half."

"What did the impatient cow say at the stampede? MOOOOOOVE !"

"A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, ""Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."""

"What did the 7-Eleven employee say to his wife after sex? Thank you, cum again."

"2012: Oh no, my iPhone is at 10% and there's no charger. 1812: Oh no, winter is starting."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!"

"What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? They both poke around in old food"

"....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass."

"How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better."