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Joke of the Day

"The shortest joke ever Two women were sitting quietly."

"I just want a man who can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles tube."

"I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough."

"Love is like a machine... ...sometimes you just need a good screw to fix it."

"I've got a great sense of humor *closes eyes and tilts head slightly upward* yes. there is humor nearby. 40, no, 50 yards from here"

"that's right. you know how to get down off an elephant? - you don't you get down from a duck."

"...how is life in North Korea? I can't complain."

"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.. ..You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."

"[at a bar] ""I'm meeting my friend Dan"" big Dan or Dan who's never has money? [door swings open] HEY WHO WANTS TO BUY THEIR BUDDY DAN A DRINK"

"Michael J Fox and Taylor Swift dated, but broke up Don't worry, they're both going to shake, shake it off."