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Joke of the Day
"that's right. you know how to get down off an elephant? - you don't you get down from a duck."
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"Bill Clinton rapes a woman... Hillary Clinton then says to him... ""Bill did you rape another woman?"" Get it? Bill Clinton rapes women...."
"If you think Special K is boring, wait till you try Normal K."
"Does pornography degrade women? Or does it merely raise the standard by which they are judged?"
"How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit."
"Reddit, what are some of your best Special Olympics jokes? NSFW"
"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with Diarrhea? The farmer has the fits while he shucks."
"Girl are you a plumber? Cause i wanna make you moen"
"What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? Electricity."
"BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento."