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"...how is life in North Korea? I can't complain."
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"[birdwatching] Ah, let us behold the majesty of the Bald eagle. And let us acknowledge the social awkwardness of the Combover eagle."
"Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road? No guts."
"With American Airlines stock at 20 cents, I can't decide between paying for two checked bags or buying half the company."
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A stagger-saurus."
"""First time caller, long time listener""Alexander Graham Bell"
"How do you turn German beer into American Beer? Drink it"
"A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying."
"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."
"I went to a nudist casino... ...I lost my shirt at the poker tables."