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Joke of the Day

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"""There's no defense for child pornographers. They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth. ...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."""

"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."

"What is a man's most sensitive organ while masturbating? His ears"

"Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, ""is that short for Jimberly?"" and I have few friends in real life."

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years time... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"I set them up, you..."

"I went to the 50 Shades of Grey midnight premier earlier tonight Just sucks I couldn't hear the movie over all those goddamn bees in the theater"

"i don't know how to flirt so i am just going to stare at you until you marry me"

"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."