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Joke of the Day

"Love is like a machine... ...sometimes you just need a good screw to fix it."

"North Korea right now."

"I want a girl to go down on me As much as the Pokemon Go servers do"

"""Guess What?"" ""What?"" ""Good Guess"""

"What do flies do at church? Flyspray"

"Most people think that being in your 50s is now classed as the new 30s. Take my word for It, the police speed cameras think differently"

"""Hey, wait"" - African children watching Gatorade get dumped on a winning coach"

"I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them ""My Dixie wrecked"""

"I'm still I'm still Jenner from the block I really want a fanny but I have a cock."

"How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase..."