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Joke of the Day

"When a Dutch reporter asked Arjen Robben what he was going to do after the world cup, he told him; I'm going diving in Mexico."

"How do Jews fight? With JewJitsu"

"What's the difference between the G-Spot and a Golf Ball? A guy will actually spend time searching for a Golf Ball."

"what did the cannibal get when he showed up late to a dinner party A cold shoulder"

"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."

"I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, ""No, one drag is enough."""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died a horrible and tragic death, and 7 is the prime suspect."

"Why are mountain jokes the best? Because they're HILLarious"

"What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called ""herpes"" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts."

"Why Did Princess Diana Cross The Street? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"