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Joke of the Day
"Why are mountain jokes the best? Because they're HILLarious"
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"My daughter bought a new mattress for when she goes off to school, but was undecided about whether to keep it. I told her to sleep on it."
"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"
"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts."
"Sorry I'm shit faced Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen? There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn."
"A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar The bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks? SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok"
"These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it."
"What do you call a politician with premature ejaculation? A one-pump Trump"
"Whats 10 inches? What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage"