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Joke of the Day
"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."
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"want to hear a word I just made up? plagarism"
"Vegetarian: Native American definition for ""lousy hunter""."
"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? A tire."
"Why did Winnie the Pooh want to become an astronaut? Because he wanted to go on a honeymoon."
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"What's black, white and red all over? Battleship Potemkin."
"Buffalo Snow Not to make light of a deadly situation, but if this storm and flood ends up wiping away Buffalo, my chicken wing collection is going to be worth a fortune."