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Joke of the Day

"It's the time of year when we are forced to confront America's greatest tragedy: men wearing winter scarves way too early."

"For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway."

"What do you call gay sex between the founder of Scientology and a Native American? The Indian in the Hubbard."

"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."

"What's the best part of running a marathon? Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!"

"I farted in a room of hipsters I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."

"What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !"

"Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!"

"Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American... Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia."

"Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing."