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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the G-Spot and a Golf Ball? A guy will actually spend time searching for a Golf Ball."

"Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn."

"""I'm sorry but it's only 7 items or less in the dressing rooms"" [octopus glove shopping] ""this is unacceptable"""

"What do you call a two-legged-dog A puup"

"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up"

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a person? None. Light bulbs don't change anything."

"Know how I know I am getting laid tonight...? Because I am stronger than you."

"I went to the doctor recently.. * Doctor: Do you play any sports? * Me: Does sex count? * Doctor: Yes * Me: Then no."

"What do you say to a broken Xbox One? Nothing, you already said it twice."

"The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn't know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry."