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Joke of the Day
"Insulting me gets you nowhere. Plus, it makes you look fat."
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"Kennedy put a man on the moon.... Obama put a man in the ladies room."
"Someone just gave me a CD rack, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994"
"If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers ...she'd have to give up the poon."
"""Boint, B-U-R-N-T, boint."" - mafia spelling bee."
"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."
"What's everyone doing for Seis de Mayo?"
"At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death."
"What does Vincent say when he's annoyed at someone? Fuck Gogh"
"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?"