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Joke of the Day
"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?"
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"Who decided to call them ""children"", and not 'snot machines'."
"Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!"
"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world."
"If at first you don't succeed, GREAT. Now you know not to waste your time on that ever again. Fuck that shit. Lesson learned."
"So now that corporations are people... McDonalds just became the first corporation diagnosed with a disease... Aspbergers"
"carpe natem Translate it if you don't know Latin."
"[NSFW] How do you keep a woman screaming hours after having sex Finish on the curtains"
"Ladies: If ""snuggling"" is so important to you, have the guy do that BEFORE you have sex. Trust me...... He'll snuggle and snuggle and snuggle..."
"My dad was born with a conjoined twin He was the uncle on my dad's side. But don't worry, the doctors were able to separate them. Now he's my uncle once removed."