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Joke of the Day

"If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers ...she'd have to give up the poon."

"What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common? they both killed at double jeopardy!"

"How did the rooster get a lot of chicks? A lot of good yolks!"

"What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common? [removed]"

"I was recently asked my view on lesbians... In HD wasn't the answer they were looking for :/"

"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk."

"A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted ""Where's my ship!?"""

"What do anal sex and bungee jumping have in common? If the rubber breaks, you're in the shit."

"I could've been a boxer, like my father. He could've been one too Source: Simon Munnery"

"Honey, I Shrunk Wrapped the Samdwiches for the Kids' Lumches is There Anythimg Else You Want Me to Do You Kno Theres a Big Game Tonigt Right"