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Joke of the Day
"If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers ...she'd have to give up the poon."
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"Aww I'm sorry you're mad the world doesn't revolve around you. Here...let me pour you a nice, tall glass of Get Over It."
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"Horrible joke I made up as a kid Why are frogs on the endangered species list? Because they croak a lot!"
"I was about to tell a joke about sodium and hydrogen... ...but NaH"
"Q: What do kids like to eat in the playground? A: Recess Pieces."
"An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror"