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Joke of the Day
"Kennedy put a man on the moon.... Obama put a man in the ladies room."
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"What came before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."
"I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married."
"Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat."
"My friend is looking for a single, normal, well adjusted man. I told her to avoid twitter."
"My son managed to lock the car with my keys still in the ignition. He suggest a coat hanger. I said we're a few years too late for that."
"What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsssssssh"
"A black man walks into a restaurant The waiter says: We dont serve black people here! The black man responds: Thats okay, I don't eat them anyway."
"Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other ""Hey man, wanna get shit-faced?"""
"Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf."