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Joke of the Day

"*Wife sends me a link* *I click on link* *Buy whatever's at the link* *wait for delivery* ~Christmas shopping for my wife"

"Did you know that AC/DC made the longest song ever? It lasted 12 albums"

"What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets"

"How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down? He keeps a log"

"Did it hurt when you fell from a lab where science is studied which has rendered religion obsolete? (Atheist pick-up line)"

"Tiger Woods is the most overrated athlete in the history. In almost all matches he was sub-par."

"If the liquor store didn't want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window."

"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."

"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."

"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""