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Joke of the Day
"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."
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"Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He took a bite before it was cool."
"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible penis? He came out of nowhere."
"Why do lesbians shop at sport authority? Because they don't like Dick's"
"What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? ""Heavy!"""
"I've heard of a lot of dumb criminals... but bakery robbers take the cake"
"The movie Scarface taught us that abusing cocaine can lead to making bad decisions--for example: the script, the soundtrack, and the acting."
"What do you call a baby deer's droppings? FawnDoo! Nailed it."
"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."
"How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide? Dress them up as dead lions"