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Joke of the Day
"Tiger Woods is the most overrated athlete in the history. In almost all matches he was sub-par."
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"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Gemini's go to sleep when they are tired"" HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO ME"
"America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino"
"Umbrage is like regular brage, but um..."
"What do you call a girl without arms and legs? A fuck nugget"
"Does anyone have the address for starving kids in Africa? Our daughter doesn't want her waffle fries."
"I don't have many friends: I don't have many friends but I can draw pretty well, so I drew a bunch of friends But I only draw in black pen.. So I feel really uncomfortable"
"Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips."
"Did you hear about the paperboy who used to masturbate on the job? No? Really? Weird, it was all over the news."