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Joke of the Day
"Lobster Tail & Beer. My three favourite things."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch"
"I'm not saying it would kill me to work out, I'm just saying my wife bought me a gym membership and doubled my life insurance..."
"A time traveler walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar"
"When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV. So do I."
"Blind Date: SWEET JESUS I DONT HAVE ANY EYES Me: Of course you don't, you're a date Blind Date: WHAT Me: Kind of like a big raisin"
"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Kids."
"Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn't had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes."
"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."
"I really hope it's a typo on your resume where it says you're ""goat oriented""."