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Joke of the Day
"There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now."
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"Just dismissed my low battery warning while watching a p*rn. It's a fight to the finish now."
"Resolva qualquer problema. E simples... escreva qual o problema e clique em resolver http://www.splitz.com.br/problem http://www.splitz.com.br/problem"
"Menstruation is no laughing matter Menstration is no launghing matter. Period."
"An atheist, a vegan, and a pot smoker walk into a bar. I know because they all immediately told everyone."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you in 30 days!"""
"Why wouldn't the four month old African stop crying? He was going through a midlife crisis"
"What do we want? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
"I love it when corporations have a sassy ""human"" Twitter presence, like their CEO wouldn't cut your mom's throat for a nickel."
"I'm not racist! I'll have you know my childhood best friend was black, but I haven't seen him since my dad sold him."