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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the four month old African stop crying? He was going through a midlife crisis"
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your arse"
"I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use."
"I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever."
"How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It depends on the definition of lightbulb."
"How do trees encourage one another? They say ""I'm rooting for you"""
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.."
"I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. And if there is, I'm going to have to eat my own words."
"March Into Battle by Sally Forth"
"She sells sea shells on the: A) Shore B) Shore C) Shore D) Shore"