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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the four month old African stop crying? He was going through a midlife crisis"
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"They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there."
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work..."
"Fucking irony. My girlfriend of 2.5 years wants a threesome, but doesn't want to share me with other girl..... Update, she would consider if she was witn me and some unknown girl."
"What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?? . In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time."
"I was loving the song with the great beat in the lunchroom at work today when I realized it was the dishwasher running. It's great to be me."
"""A child's observation"" A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot..."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."
"I'm returning this head of lettuce. It tastes awful. ""Sir, that's a loofah."" Oh. I'm returning this loofah. Someone took a bite out of it."