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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you in 30 days!"""
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"I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll"
"Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?"
"What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ""Hi Buster."""
"Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab."
"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"
"Knock Knock? Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Forget it, its pointless"
"I Remember The Last Thing My Grandpa Said to me Before he kicked the Bucket He said ""Hey, how Far Do you think i can kick this bucket?"""
"My friend gave me one last gift before he died. It was his EpiPen."