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Joke of the Day

"Resolva qualquer problema. E simples... escreva qual o problema e clique em resolver http://www.splitz.com.br/problem http://www.splitz.com.br/problem"

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?"

"What animal did they have in concentration camps? Dachau"

"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."

"Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper... I woke this morning with a huge correction."

"How can Euchre and Marriage be similar? Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade."

"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""

"9/11 Never Forget About Dre."

"I walked into a bar tonight carrying some jumper cables... Bartender told me not to start any shit in here!"

"Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage"