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Joke of the Day

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."

"How does NASA organize a party They planet"

"Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars."

"'So Timmy, how did you fall into that well?' 'Oh. I never fell in, I was p- *sees Lassie do cut throat motion* -was jumping in.'"

"What's the opposite of wake up sex? Necrophilia."

"Which group of people are the best at jazz? The Saxons!"

"Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan."

"This is awesome. Must watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDasvrKXdM&list=UUoSaAvzfqFYlMCBrBDCLiRg"

"A man goes to a doctor with a large, dirty toad on his head. The doctor asks, ""What seems to be the problem?"" And the toad replies, ""Hey, Doc, there's something stuck to my ass."""

"If there's someone in the aisle of something I need at the grocery store I don't need it anymore."