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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about dating a black girl? You don't have to meet her father."
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"Arnold Schwarzenegger glancing up excitedly and then looking away disappointedly multiple times while watching the intro to ""Hey Arnold"""
"Why are black girls tame in bed? Because they have no daddy issues."
"What position does the pig play in football? Loinback."
"How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?"
"How many chores can horny maids do? 70. Cooking and 69."
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time. She was a high hoe."
"How did Kim Kardashian break the net? She sat on it."
"A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."""