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Joke of the Day
"Why are black girls tame in bed? Because they have no daddy issues."
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"X is a sign of the times But if you're in excel, it's *"
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"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."
"A couple of my friends tried to steal a statue last night... But it turned out to be a bust."
"The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."
"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... But three rights make a left"