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Joke of the Day

"A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."""

"Multiple personality disorder has made my sex life hard... I want to masturbate , but I'm not into orgies."

"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"

"Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone? Because all his genes were hand me downs."

"Dogs are great for meeting girls. Pack of dogs attack a girl she's gonna need to go to a hospital. Who's gonna drive her? That's right. You."

"30/05/2016 Whenever i have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police"

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll be able to eat for a lifetime Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince."

"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."

"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool."""

"How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale? Weasley twins are 50% off"