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Joke of the Day

"How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?"

"I was wondering where my new axe had gone... ...Then it hit me."

"Bro lets study on air plane why air plane For a higher education"

"put the punch line in the title how do you piss off reddit?"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!"

"The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her. He was a sub woofer."

"Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday? Sun of a beach"

"Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house? They have to use their Endor voices."

"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""

"What do little green men do to stay in shape? They do Yoda."