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Joke of the Day
"How did Kim Kardashian break the net? She sat on it."
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"Girls these days wont eat any produce, but will lick where a bro deuce."
"1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948. It's been a hectic evening."
"As a purple faced man I long to meet a purple faced woman someday... Don't hold your breath"
"What's the most depressed thing in the bathroom? The toilet. It always takes all the shit."
"A young pirate asks his old sea dog captain... .. why he wears a patch over one eye. The captain replies, ""Yarr, my parrot shat in me eye... And I wasn't used to me hook"""
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles like? White Vans"
"When fighting clowns, never hesitate. Go straight for the juggler."
"What do you call someone who did their dissertation on the atrocities of Andrew Jackson? A Hickory Dickery Doc"
"All my life, I never thought I'd wake up at 6am to go jogging...and I was right."