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Joke of the Day

"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#"

"What do you call a Woman who can balance 3 pints of Lager on her head? Beatrix"

"It's been so long, I think my virginity is growing back."

"A joke about elevators It was funny on so many levels"

"Adulthood is the moment you switch from taking the occasional drug to trip out, to taking the occasional drug to feel normal."

"Q: Why was the firewood punished? A: It was knotty."

"A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks "" final words?"" the dictionary says ""zyzzyva."""

"Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill"

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken."

"I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire but I've only come up with one: Lying."