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Joke of the Day
"If you drop a peanut in a shag rug forget it, let it go."
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"My Chinese neighbor was just found guilty of child molestation... What a Sik Fuk."
"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"
"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"
"What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together? 20 after 1."
"Try toasting... It raises your spirits."
"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"
"Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's ""A Farewell to Arms""... is his sequel, ""Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"""
"A man walks into an Apple store... ..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, everyone in the entire store leaves. Why? -- Because there are no Windows"
"A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school... The priest peers inside and says ""Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."" The rabbi responds ""Out of what?"""