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Joke of the Day
"My Chinese neighbor was just found guilty of child molestation... What a Sik Fuk."
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"I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster"
"i was just roughed up by a hipster bully. he gave me a knuckle sandwich, but also offered a gluten free alternative"
"A giraffe walks into a bar... Says, ""High balls on me!"""
"I like my slaves like i like my cream whipped"
"INTERVIEWER to job applicant: ""Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"""
"Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig."
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"Why did the redditor make the post ? To KILL THE JOKE EXPLAIN BOT that kills every joke. If you don't get the joke that's your problem! We don't need a bot. Fuck you joke bot"
"""GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS"" Vegetarian Zombie"