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Joke of the Day
"My Chinese neighbor was just found guilty of child molestation... What a Sik Fuk."
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"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!"
"The sign at the pool says, Children Under 12 Require Supervision. I guess anyone over 12 is allowed in with only normal eyesight."
"Doctor: Your baby is 7 pounds! Me: So that's like, what, three dollars?"
"Why do you wrap gophers in electrical tape? So they don't explode when you fuck 'em."
"the opposite of a charles manson is a nicole kidman"
"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."
"How's the elevator business? It has it's ups and downs."
"Every human being on earth has mentally retained far too many of the lyrics to ""Barbie Girl."""
"You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless."