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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into an Apple store... ..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, everyone in the entire store leaves. Why? -- Because there are no Windows"

"A Roman walk into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says, ""5 drinks, please!"""

"Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children."

"Excuse me, do you like graves? Yeah, I dig 'em."

"I refuse to see movies that critics deem ""fun for the whole family,"" because a lot of our grandparents are pretty racist."

"Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context... ...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!"

"News: Ireland has now legalized ecstasy, meth, and mushrooms due to an unexpected legal loophole. In other news: I have a plane to catch."

"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"What's the funniest part of a boxing joke? You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints..."