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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school... The priest peers inside and says ""Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."" The rabbi responds ""Out of what?"""

"A banana walk in to a doctors office... A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor ""I'm not peeling very well!"" ;-; Sorry..."

"What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?"

"I love to post jokes while crossing the stre"

"I would dress like Batman more often, but I cant run the risk of giant aliens invading and mistaking me for a large Pez dispenser."

"an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay, it's all water under the sandy bridge now"

"I had a cold so I stopped by the drug store. I asked for some vitamin C. The Spanish pharmacist said ""Si'"" I said ""Yes, C"" And that is how the fight got started."

"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultra-sound guy. [read next comment]"

"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""

"Step on a crack, break your momma's back! So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said ""Why didn't your back break, mom?"" ""You're adopted."""