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Joke of the Day
"who gave a dyslexic child a gift last christmas? Satan"
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"I finally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed"
"Wait, I forget, what's the national pastime? Is it baseball or worrying about Jennifer Aniston's happiness?"
"Why are all the best Jazz musicians brown? Because they're great at scatting."
"How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool? ""Allahu Akhbarrrr"""
"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? What suppressive told you to change the light bulb? Report to Ethics immediately!"
"How do you blindfold an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"Did you see the score to the Ethiopia vs Egypt soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't"